TOP 10 FAILS OF 2010
10. DESTRUCTION OF THE HUB LAWN
The HUB Lawn used to be so beautiful! It was a nice calm place for ALL the pale people at Penn State to lay, and get their tan on. But our president decided it would be a good idea to destroy that lawn to put up a Biobehavioral Health Building. Boo Graham Spanier, Boo.9. SNOOKI'S HALLOWEEN COSTUME
This bitch was a pickle. She's getting paid an obnoxious amount, and she could've been ANYTHING. But she chose to be a pickle. 8. DIRTY MONEY
Every time I look at this group I can't help but ask myself, "how hungry is Diddy?". Life can't be THAT rough that he needs to join this broke group. Shouldn't he be behind some desk somewhere? Or idk, RETIRED?! Please Diddy. Stop. As for Dawn, quit.
7. PARIS HILTON COCAINE INCIDENT
On August 27th Paris Hilton had a run in with the law, and was charged with felony cocaine possesion. At the time of the incident Paris claimed that the purse was not hers and that she believed the cocaine was gum. Gum? Gum?! Now we all know you're not the brightest bulb Paris, you've made plenty of poor life choices before this (One Night in Paris DVD). But I KNOW, you know your cocaine.
6. Terrelle Pryor Suspension
Terrelle's probably crying again. Which makes my soul happy :] But seriously he made a really stupid decision. He should've never sold his awards. What sucks the most is that he sold them for something as trivial as tattoos. Seriously Cryor?--er--i mean Pryor? Are you really so hungry that you need to sell your Big Ten Championship ring? Shame. Shame on you and your entire program.
5. THE INTERVENTION CRYING VIDEO
When this man I cried, I peed myself.
4. JON & KATE BREAKUP
I loved the show, and I was so upset when they broke up. And then the whole thing turned into this crazy, freak, relationship. All of sudden Jon's dating 12 year olds (and by 12 I mean women who are significantly younger than he is), and he's traveling the world with Ed Hardy. Then Kate gets rid of her porcupine hair and throws extensions on that beast. Now I hate them. I feel bad for their kids.
3. MILEY AND HER BONG
I wasn't even that surprised that a video like this surfaced. What did surprise me was the fact that she was clever enough to say that it was salvia (which is a legal substance). I mean she might be telling the truth, then again she might lying. How are we supposed to know? Bravo Miley, bravo.
2. Tiger Woods Scandal
This story was talked about for MONTHSSS!! But it never gets old! Tiger cheated on his wife (who subsequently beat him for it) with not 1, not 2, not 3, oh no not 4, but like 13 different women! I was sooo surprised!! I mean i didn't know Tiger knew what the word cheat meant. Then again I've never met Tiger, but his image was so church boy it was ridiculous. And then on top of that he checked himself into rehab for being a sex addict!! This story was just so ridiculous. Anywho, I thought the whole ordeal was pretty funny. So now it's on the list.
1. BP OIL SPILL
This was sooo frustrating!! Just to watch that much oil spew out into the ocean was depressing. And it took sooo long for them to put a cap on it. This was definitely a huge deal this year, and it got a lot of coverage. And it was something that definitely affected a lot of countries, and businesses. I personally get so angry every time I drive by a BP station. The BP oil spill was definitely the biggest fail of 2010!
